Pro player stadium names3/10/2023 AT&T is known for dropping your call Dez Bryant is known for dropping a ball. To the CenturyLink!” Qualcomm sounds as if someone was trying to say “Quality Communications” while being mule-kicked in the groin. If you were naming a time machine, you’d name it CenturyLink. ![]() Investment firms love to extract money from their customers with sneaky fees, so it makes sense for them to partner with the NFL, which makes its customers pay thousands of dollars for personal seat licenses, sweaters and beers at the stadium.Īlso Sort Of Boring: Communications CompaniesĬenturyLink and Qualcomm aren’t words. Nearly As Bad As Banks: Investment Firms Getty Image ![]() The only other time this many evil entities have come together for a common cause was in Suicide Squad. Also, a union between four NFL teams and four banks is unseemly. What’s less interesting than naming your stadium after a bank? Maybe if this was the NBA or a Professional Billiards League that for some reason requires an 80,000-seat stadium, having “bank” in the name is clever. The Worst Of The Worst: Banks Getty Image 5) You’re an NFL team and everyone wants to be part of your brand, and this is the best you can do? 4) Seriously, a pro team named its stadium after an online college. 2) The stadium is not located in Phoenix. ![]() 1) The University of Phoenix does not play in this stadium, as the University of Phoenix only exists on the internet and doesn’t have a sports program. University of Phoenix Stadium (Cardinals) - Let’s list all the bad things. So please enjoy this flawless, inarguable ranking of NFL stadium names.ģ1. The NFL season is right around the corner, so what better way to celebrate our mutual excitement than with an arbitrary list featuring various jokes at the expense of your favorite teams and players? With that in mind, it became important (not really) and necessary (not at all) to rank the names of all 31 NFL stadiums. The Miami Dolphins recently sold their stadium’s naming rights to Hard Rock Cafe, which is paying $250 million over 18 years in a move that has many saying, “Holy crap, Hard Rock has that kind of money lying around and they are using it to be closely associated with Ryan Tannehill?”
0 Comments
Leave a Reply.AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |